These people scream about movies that turn decent profits being failures, and now try claiming a movie that hasn’t even made 25% of its production cost back is some kind of defining success

    by Hornpipe_Jones

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    1. Go support Iron Lung people, it kicked her movie’s ass.

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    2. Individual_Tea1451 on

      Standing room only? Interplaying? What were people doing in the theater doing, having sex with decaying old men for visas?

    3. ScientificSkepticism on

      My favorite part was when in the middle of the film Melania stood up and said “It’s Melania time” and then Melaniad all over them.

    4. Everyone cried tears of joy when it was over and chanted Trump and Melania’s names, blind men could see, their dicks grew by three inches at least.

      Seriously, this is so laughably desperate and they know it. 

    5. Why is Kellianne Mackananny talking about her mother seeing it? Didn’t Kellianne go see it!?!?

    6. Must be fun living in some kind of weird shared hallucination where you just kiss your own ass.

    7. Portland-to-Vt on

      “Interplaying” is an interesting way to interpret scanning the marquee and choosing to go home and take a lemonade enema instead.

    8. probably_a_deer on

      > ” It was standing room only. People were cheering through it.”

      > “It was electric.”

      >”It was interactive…People were interplaying with the film.”

      …I Don’t know how to tell you this, but I think your mom went to a Rocky Horror Picture Show, Kayleigh.

    9. cat_selling_souls on

      They were standing to leave, and the interaction was them flipping off and shouting various curse words at the screen. That free ticket and $50 dollars from a Facebook ad just wasn’t worth the aneurysm when you don’t have health care.

      Even mads from Mst3k wouldn’t be that cruel to the SoL.

    10. pontiacfirebird92 on

      Just another point of proof that regular Fox News viewers have no connection with reality around them.

    11. ConsciousReason7709 on

      I genuinely wouldn’t be able to look at myself in the mirror if I was this much of a bootlicker for my criminal boss.

    12. Interplaying?

      What’d they do? Shit in a diaper and pretend Melania was ignoring the smell?

    13. New-Source5884 on

      Didn’t Trump talk Massive shit about her not too long ago? These people will do anything for a dollar.

    14. Cummyshitballs on

      This shit is just pathetic at this point 😭😭😭. Anybody that wants any verification on this can just look up seats online.

    15. Every so called review of this movie follows the same script. Moved to tears, sold out in blue areas and standing ovation after the movie.

    16. sevsnapeysuspended on

      you know if any theatre was even half full you’d have MAGAs boasting on twitter with photos instead of talking heads on the television trying to tell you what’s happening

    17. Chratthew47150 on

      My grandmother used to say “If you can’t lie no better than that, you should just tell the truth.” We’re looking at you, Kayleigh.

    18. Pretty-Monkey-1995 on

      Oh yeah? Standing room only? The theater was selling tickets so people could stand there?

    19. PetSoundsSucks on

      Standing room only to see Edison’s newfangled electric wizardry and talking pictures

    20. Watching a woman pick out a hat was electric? Were these people time travelled from 1910 and shocked by talkies? That must be it.

    21. theseustheminotaur on

      People who think the theater experience is “interactive” are the worst. Were people screaming trying to get her to avoid her rapist husband?

    22. I’m pretty sure Kayleigh is lying. First thing, if a theatre has sold all seats, they won’t sell more so people are left standing. Do I really need to go on?

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    23. Oh, I got you one better. In my city, they LITERALLY bussed in people in nursing homes to watch the movie. Literal busses of elderly that would do ANYTHING to be taken out for the day, and they took them to THAT piece of shit. It should be considered elderly abuse.

    24. “Standing room only” isn’t a thing in movie theaters. These phony talking points are written by out of touch old fucks that don’t know how anything works.

    25. Don’t they see that this just makes it obvious the film is trash? Like if they have to try so hard to say how good it was, in a manner which is so clearly unbelievable, they are only proving that it’s a failure.

      Oh wait that’s the entire way this administration and its supporters approach anything.

    26. DamNamesTaken11 on

      Standing room only in a movie theater? Interplaying with a documentary? If you’re going to be try to be the new Berlin Betty, then at least make your lies semi believable Kayleigh.

    27. NOPE! Theaters don’t sell “standing room” tickets, does she think we’ve never been to a movie theater? And WTF does “interplaying” with the film look like? Are you saying this is the next Rocky Horror Picture Show?

    28. Cold-Yesterday-9217 on

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 “standing room only” in a movie theatre? That’s a fire hazard and would not happen 🤣

    29. Flat_Suggestion7545 on

      “Soars past expectations”

      When the expectation is you’re going to shit your pants just farting is a win.

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